PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.